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{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?","punchline":"It's ok, he woke up.","id":90}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go to art school?","punchline":"He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.","id":414}

{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}

{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}

{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"How does the moon cut his hair?","punchline":"Eclipse it.","id":136}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}

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