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Kyuhee Park is a classical guitarist who was born in Incheon, South Korea and raised in South Korea and Japan.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Meio-Norte","displaytitle":"Meio-Norte","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6810196","titles":{"canonical":"Meio-Norte","normalized":"Meio-Norte","display":"Meio-Norte"},"pageid":22752026,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/Brazil_Region_Nordeste_Subregions.svg/330px-Brazil_Region_Nordeste_Subregions.svg.png","width":320,"height":405},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/Brazil_Region_Nordeste_Subregions.svg/549px-Brazil_Region_Nordeste_Subregions.svg.png","width":549,"height":694},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277263826","tid":"74cd3bd2-f209-11ef-bc54-169388449101","timestamp":"2025-02-23T17:13:10Z","description":"Place in Brazil","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meio-Norte","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meio-Norte?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meio-Norte?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Meio-Norte"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meio-Norte","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Meio-Norte","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meio-Norte?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Meio-Norte"}},"extract":"The Meio-Norte is one of the four subregions of Northeast Brazil. It is a climatic transition area located between the equatorial Amazon and semi-arid hinterlands.","extract_html":"
The Meio-Norte is one of the four subregions of Northeast Brazil. It is a climatic transition area located between the equatorial Amazon and semi-arid hinterlands.
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